Monday, November 12, 2012

Sad news

Yesterday I received a rather sad email and hope you will join me in mourning the passing of Violet Large. You might wonder, as I was, who Violet was , that was until I realized she was the lovely wife of Russo Allen Large and her passing was going to have a dramatic impact on my life. Here is the original email:

VERIFY: CLICKHERE After the death of my lovely wife Violet, i Russo Allen Large donated $750,000.00 USD to you contact me a.russo.l.ic3@hotmail.co.uk online co-ordinator:terri gresham.o

Sometimes the kindness of others just mystifies me, but I am not one to look a gift horse in the mouth and am looking forward to enjoying the three quarters of a million dollars that is apparently coming my way. RIP Violet.

Weekend sports  was very good for me this weekend. The results of the teams I follow:

3 college basketball teams = 3 wins
3 college football teams = 2 wins
1 Pro football team = 1 win

The rest of the day will be spent creating my shopping list while waiting for my windfall to arrive. Just part of enjoying the good life.

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    1. Sure, just send me your social security number and you bank information and I'll turn it over to Russo and hopefully he'll cut you in.

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  2. Cousin John!! So great to hear the news of your coming windfall. I was just thinking of you the other day and wondering how to tell you of my latest idea. Guess I'll just be up front with you and let you in on the ground floor. If you want to be the first to get in on this opportunity of a lifetime, just send me the money, and I'll take it from there. You won't have to do anything more. Now how easy is that?

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    1. Thanks Cousin Russ, I was a bit worried about what to do with all that money, you have sure taken a load off my mind.

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  3. Please remember me when you receive your payday. I always tell everyone what a wonderful, gifted person you are...lol

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    1. Better go see Rick's blog. http://rickpaulettervjournal.blogspot.com/2012/11/hammacher-schlemmer-blogger-christmas.html
      He's got a whole list of shopping ideas this morning!!

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  5. Hello Brother John....don't forget me....your favorite sister, Marie

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  6. You're too late. He sent me the money last week via direct deposit to my bank account.

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    1. Well I guess it's OK as long as it's in the family Cousin Paul.

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  7. Hello long lost cousin - I have a bridge for sale and I can let it go for only half of your windfall. This investment is sure to double your money in no time.

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    1. I appreciate your offer cousin, but you will have to take it up with Russ Krecklow another cousin, he graciously offered to manage this windfall for me.

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  8. My, My, My will there be any left to throw me a bone. Or a nice van maybe. HAHAA These creeps never stop do they.

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    1. Nice van on the way as soon as the check arrives. And no, they never quit. There must be some gold out there somewhere, they keep digging.

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